from a few good women. Also known as - "funny things my friends have recently said".
On guys that wear/buy magnum condoms:
"Maybe they're like shoes. If you're in between sizes, you just go up a size!"
- LES*
On SMB:
"You're one night stand turned out to be like trick candles. The light just won't blow out."
- George*
On my sex life:
"Are we at that point where it's okay for your privates to be visited by more than one stranger per weekend?"
- Morgan*
And just a famous one that I like....
"A hard man is good to find"
- Mae West
I have funny friends. I bet we could make Michael Patrick King blush.
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