Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Strike Three. You're Out?

I think three is the loneliest number. Most of my pseudo-relationships end after the third time we hang out. Don't believe me?

Greg #1
1. Date 2. Date 3. Date = Dunzo

Penthouse Greg
1. Meet 2. Hook up 3. Hang out = Over it

SMB
1. Bang 2. Bang 3. Bang = Dead?

We'll see if this theory of mine is true - SMB is a Wednesday texter so if I don't hear from him by Friday, I'll assume it's done.

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