I Leave You With This.

Here's a taste of how my weekend might go down. . .

Text from Super Mario Brother
him
4:39 pm - Are you wet?

me
4:45pm - Um. That better be a weather reference. You're a dirty bird.

him
5:15pm - In need of plucking. You around tonight?

me
5:26pm - I might be hanging with Kanye tonight. You might have to wait to get plucked tomorrow night.

Have a good weekend readers.