Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Happy Birthday

to me.

Shower me with praise.

But first I would like to shower all of YOU with praise. Thanks for reading about my woes and my triumphs. Exactly one year ago I was so miserable that I got too drunk to go to my own birthday party. Talk about sad.

And now look at where I am! Happy as a clam and glad to be sharing all my monstrous ways with you.

xo

4 comments:

Andy said...

happy freakin' birthday.

A said...

The world is your oyster lil monsta! Too bad you are allergic to seafood!

Happy Birthday!

L said...

but i'm not allergic to seafood.

i eat lobster on a nightly basis.

ba dum CHING!

Anonymous said...

aayyyooooo!

happy birthday you sexy thing. xoxo