Also known as JEALOUSY. Saturday night I got some dinner with my friend Swiss Miss and our significant others. While we were out we ran into one of the Ex's friends. I introduced him to Lobsterman but didn't think much of it.
The next morning Lobsterman was checking his email on my phone and was like "Uh oh. Looks like you got a text."
It was from the Ex and it said:
"I am tired of pretending you don't exist anymore. It's been over a year but I still miss you"
So I did what any sane woman would do. I deleted it and proceeded to eat my man's pancakes and beat his ass in a game of morning scrabble.
I'm starting to wish The Ex had it as good as I do. Maybe he really doesn't deserve to feel so shitty.
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Mmm... sad.
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