Bartender: Dude, wtf?
Lil Monsta: 1. I'm not a dude. 2. Don't use the F word when talking to a lady. 3. If you want to talk to me, call me.
So he did. And he told me that my tone turned him on and I quote "made his dick move"
Barf.
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