Where's the Beef?

Delish and I went to a few bars on Saturday night and I have come to the realization that I am not going to meet anyone “normal” at a bar. After watching a creepy old man grope the woman standing next to us while listening to the band cover a Blink 182 song, I knew it was the final straw.

6 Places to Meet Meat:

1. Grocery Store: How about a little roll in the bakery department?
2. Library/ bookstore: I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
3. Home Depot: Find a handy man that is hopefully a handsy man.
4. Concerts: We can make some beautiful music together and by music I mean…
5. Sporting Events: Play ball(s)…errr, sorry my mind is elsewhere!
6. The Apple Store: Men are natural gadget lovers and I need a gadget of my own!