'Cause damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
I have to say, I am a sucker for cheesy pick up lines. If anyone is brave enough to use one, then props to them. I think everyone should always have a few in their pocket just in case an opportunity arises.
My favorite by far is:
As you walk by say, “Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No? Damn it"
What’s your favorite?
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"excuse me, did you grow up on a farm? Cause you're raising cocks everywhere."
I wish I was a man so I could use that one! But then again, I would probably get slapped.
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