Yoo hoo.

A few monstrous thoughts since really, I've got nothing exciting or slutty to discuss:

1. SMB has been emailing me. I email him back but I consider it to be very strange. They are very casual, we never discuss meeting up and we never will. It's actually a bit annoying now that I think about it.

2. Haven't seen Lobsterman in two weeks or so. Miss him a lot.

3. Spend lots of time doing an MTV Pilates workout video which I am currently obsessed with. Having trouble mastering the c-spine stretch.

4. I am surrounded by engaged people. It is scaring the living crap out of me. Every day my Mother keeps calling me to tell me about people I went to school with that are getting hitched. Not okay really.

5. Ever look at a pregnant woman on the subway and see if she has a ring on? Sometimes if she doesn't I make up elaborate stories in my head that she's either a surrogate, a single cool Mom in a rock band with a hot French bf who doesn't believe that love has to end in marriage, or just a woman with swollen fingers that can't fit anything on them.

6. My sister saw Justin Timberlake and Leo at a club on Saturday night. Apparently Leo is fat and Justin was with a gal that was NOT Miss Biel...

7. Can anal ever feel good for a girl?

8. I wish I had enough money to go to Europe for a month and just bop around. I really need to do that before I get old.

9. Lobsterman writes me a "love note" in an email every morning before he goes to work. Every morning after I read them I can't believe how lucky I am.

K. That's all. Share your own random thoughts below.