Note to male readers: Proceed with caution. Lots of vag talk below.
The feminist/sexual female in me is torn. I feel at once vindicated but vulnerable. My lower half has never been so bare. Why did I do this to myself? I mean, sure I'm a smooth operator but did I really need a strange woman rubbing me down with talcum powder?
Not to mention, Shunu saw me in angles that even Lobsterman has yet to witness. Chrissakes. While I had my legs up over my head I found myself speaking in sentences that sounded like I was walking over hot coals.
"So you're from Nepal....ah..eeee...OOOO...I hear it's lovely there."
I am sure Lobsterman is in for a treat tonight. I am so excited to see him (and show off my bare cooch) that I can barely stand it!!!!
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All I can say is beware when the wind blows.
KELLY CLARKSON!
Yep, ow is right. But boy do the boys love it. And you'll feel insanely sexy when you bare it all, haha.
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