Relationship Res

I mentioned the idea of a Relationship Resume in an earlier post, so I started writing my own. This is what I have so far...

A Little Monster

Education:

Boyfriend 1: Fall 2002

-Learned about the magnitude of kissing

-Learned the importance of honesty

Reason for leaving: Lover’s Quarrel

Friend with Benefits: Fall 2002, Winter 2003, Late Spring 2004

- Enjoyed the effects of pillow talk, massages, music, and candles without getting attached.

Reason for leaving: found something “better”